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Teas and Seas Apply book today at hmhair.uk It's Monday. It's April 26th. And the word

of the day is or biscuit, which means to accidentally squirt juice from a grapefruit into

your eye. Use it in a sentence. That's what you get for eating that obnoxiously

healthy breakfast. You get or biscuit. Antigrapefruit propaganda. Nobody gives

burning the shit out of yourself on bacon grease its own word. It just happens. Right

because nobody's ever needed an excuse to avoid bacon. I have no illusions. I'm Eli

Bosnick. He's Henry and Broadcasting Delay from America's Farcenter. We are the

Skeptocrats. This week's episode, the United States once again whips out its

Johnson. A Minnesota jury finds that black lives actually do matter. And we learn

that we can't afford not to buy some blockchains. But first the rest of the intro

music.

Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptocrats, no illusions and Eli Bosnick

gentlemen. Let's start positive. You want to say something nice about anyone? We know

something nice. Maybe the readers of a little newspaper known as the New York Times.

Hello, don't do that. What are you doing? That's my catchphrase. No, you do. Do you

don't have a catchphrase? No, what? Yes, I do. Everyone knows my beloved catchphrase

that they can get their boy or young t-shirts at boyoing.com. That's B-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y

and the murder-y is a black guy, sometimes, right?

Well, yeah. Look rarely, this one.

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