148 - Robert "The Butcher Baker" Hansen

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Serial killer Robert Hansen abducted and killed at least seventeen women and hunted many of them down in the Alaskan wilderness in the 1970s and 80s around Anchorage. This bakery owner and sport hunter was convicted in 1984 after confessing to killing seventeen women, mostly dancers and prostitutes, during a twelve-year reign of terror. Hansen led a very strange dual life - a happily married, donut-making father of two, while at the same time frequenting Anchorage's strip joints looking for young women to kidnap, rape, and then sometimes also hunt and kill. Enjoy another true crime edition of t-t-t-tuh, Timesuck! Feel the Heat preorder Link: https://bit.ly/2WVJuax Donating $2600 this month: 100+ Abandoned Dogs of Everglades Florida Rescuehttp://100plusabandoneddogsofevergladesflorida.org/ Come to my standup special taping at Crofoot in Detroit on Friday, October 18th. Two shows! First is at 6:30PM: https://bit.ly/2N3E1tP Second show is at 9PM: https://bit.ly/2FoADU6 Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv) July 26-27 Cincinnati, OH West Liberty Funnybone CLICK HERE for tix! August 1-3 Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone CLICK HERE for tix! August 4 Richmond, VA The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix! August 9-10 Orlando, FL The Improv CLICK HERE for tix! *** LIVE TIMESUCK *** August 11th - Orlando, FL The Improve CLICK HERE for tix! Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: Away Travel! For $20 off a suitcase, visit awaytravel.com/timesuck and use promo code TIMESUCK during checkout! The Great Courses Plus! Get an all-access trial, for FREE, with thegreatcoursesplus.com/TIMESUCK Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/L9kbrmlpdUk Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're almost 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

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0:00.0	Alaska, the most remote part of the United States, so much uninhabited land.
0:05.6	In total area, twice the size of Texas, with over 375 million acres,
0:10.4	it's bigger than Texas, California, and Montana combined. And it has less people living there
0:15.5	than North Dakota, just slightly more people than Vermont. You can really get away from people
0:20.5	in Alaska, so many places where you can find yourself with nobody else around from miles and
0:25.5	miles and miles. In Alaska, resident Robert Hansen, an Anchorage-based baker,
0:32.0	chose to use this uninhabited remoteness to his raping and murderous advantage for over a decade.
0:38.3	In the late 1970s, Anchorage police began receiving steady reports about missing prostitutes
0:43.3	and topless dancers. Initially, these disappearances caused little concern. As such, girls were notorious
0:48.9	for leaving at a moment's notice, usually without telling anyone where they were going.
0:53.2	But then their bodies began to be found. And soon, a lasken police knew they had a serial killer
0:59.2	in their midst. We take a look at Alaska America's 49th state and its most notorious serial killer,
1:05.6	Robert Hansen, aka the butcher baker today on TimeSuck.
1:10.9	Hello, meat sacks. Happy Monday. Welcome back to the cult of the curious.
1:26.6	Welcome back to More True Crime after a brief historical break. I'm Dan Comets, aka Master Sucker,
1:32.8	aka the Suck Lord, aka Profit of Nimrod, and neither a butcher nor a baker, unless
1:39.2	Tater Tot Castrol counts. I can bake this shit out of one of those.
1:42.6	Cream mushroom soup, green beans, ground beef, Tater tots,
1:47.1	Lowry seasoning salt, 350 degrees, and then get the fuck in my belly, where you will not stay long
1:53.6	because you will tear my insides apart. You are listening to TimeSuck. Recording today in the
1:59.4	Suck Dungeon in Cordelaine, Idaho, Reverend Dr. Joe, mother fucking paylies, Zach,
2:03.7	Scripkeeper, Flannery, last day before vacation. Recording this two weeks ahead of time.
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