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Cowboy Boys Podcast

148 - Order of the Jedi

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9777 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Mac recalls a bunch of old Boy Scout merit badges and Shayne ponders the most racist Star Wars characters.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm

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.

0:03.0

.

0:05.0

. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

0:33.6

which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast. With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

0:44.3

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

0:53.3

Cowboy Boys Welcome to Cowboy Boys

0:54.5

Welcome to Cowboy Boys

0:57.6

Podcast, episode 148.

1:01.2

48. Memorial Day

1:04.1

weekend. Yeah.

1:07.1

It's the Dead Soldier Hot Dog Holiday.

1:10.6

Is that what they make them out of?

1:13.9

Let's raise the roof for every dead soldier.

1:19.3

Thank you for your service, boys and ladies.

1:22.4

Memorial Day is for dead soldiers.

1:24.5

Yes.

1:24.7

And then Veterans Day is for living veterans. Living veterans. Living veterans, living soldiers. Yes. We salute. And then Veterans Day is for living veterans. Living veterans. Living veterans.

1:31.8

Yep. Or former soldiers. And then the workers have Labor Day. Labor Day is the one. Labor Day is for living laborers.

1:42.2

Where do we? How come there's not a holiday for dead laborers?

1:46.7

Let's make one.

1:49.8

I guess you could use Memorial Day.

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