148 - Influencers Love It... We Don't.
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 20 August 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, Counselor Zachariah checks into the infirmary cabin, then begins screaming Nickelback in the woods while Jonathan recites the heavy award-winning scene form the hit 2019 musical, Marriage Story.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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➜ Zack Sharf. “Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Fighting In ‘marriage Story’ Is Being Used by the USDA to Scare off Wolves and Save Cattle: ‘They Need to Know Humans Are Bad.’” Variety, 4 Aug. 2025.
➜ Stephanie Ip. “B.C. Man Heard Yelling in Forest Just Singing Nickelback.” Vancouver Sun, 1 Aug. 2025.
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| 1:00.1 | Attention campers. It's your counselor Zachariah, and I'm hitting the road with my brand new |
| 1:04.5 | live comedy show, the 2025 Big Back Behavior Tour. From the mind of your favorite husky wearing |
| 1:10.2 | Big Bone Batty, |
| 1:11.5 | it's going to be a night of stand-up, storytelling, character sketches, wigs, unhinged fun, |
| 1:17.6 | and yes, my incredibly talented boyfriend, counselor Jonathan, will be opening the show. |
| 1:22.3 | So come through and kick your little feet, laugh with us, and you better be barking, |
| 1:26.6 | and we'll be heading to the following cities. |
| 1:29.3 | Las Vegas, Nevada on October 3rd. |
| 1:31.3 | Nashville, Tennessee on October 16th. |
| 1:33.4 | Kansas City, Missouri on October 17th. |
| 1:35.7 | Chicago, Illinois on October 18th. |
| 1:37.9 | New York City on November 2nd. |
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