Next time I'm gonna' Hello.

Hi, I'm Dave.

It's my podcast.

Is that what's happened?

Tonight I have a couple of special guests

plushy

paul god damn it

fucking feels

fuck

that felt like you know that felt kind of good

that's great good

like who wouldn't want to be wrapped up in this shit

turn around dog pills

did you show them this is post dog pill

did you show them your tail yeah Yeah, yeah. Check it out.

Yeah, I said I wear it and then fuck me, I did.

It's wildly uncomfortable and sweaty and gross and not flattering in any way, except for people

that dig this shit and I know you're there because I know you have conventions and I want to go when are we

laying in a pile and do I come do I come in the suit or outside of the suit because the zipper's

in the back and I'm not that big so I don't know does it just all stay in the front and then do you

have to scrape it out with a comb these are questions that we're going to get to today why is that

going to be there the whole time? What? This guy. That guy. Is that for the imaginary set? Oh, yeah, we should move that. Maybe they think people are going to come on and do stand-up. Fuck, no, they better not. Put that over here. They better not. Who the fuck wants to see stand-up? Everyone at the festival asked, fuck. Oh, this is where the third person? This is the stand-up festival, is that right? How's the sound going so far? Is it good over here? Yeah, we got a lot of thumbs up from over there. Because I'll know after! I just like to scare sound people. I love that they're full of mission control, not looking at us. So this is what a dumb shit looks like. Why would you wear a fucking scarf? How hot is it? Jesus Christ. It's what I do. It's like my shit, dude. For people listening, Greg is wearing a rabbit outfit full... I'm wearing the outfit that I wore imagine showing up to the airport like this like

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