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Hello.

Oh, Lucy.

How are you?

I'm pretty good.

Nice sweater.

It's a hoodie, but thanks.

Nice hoodie. You just typically call people in hoodies wearing

sweaters yeah honestly i don't think i'm in my mind i made much of a distinction between

hoodies and sweaters sounds like white privilege to me now thank you i procured this hoodie on a

business trip i took to the city of Angolis.

Angulus. Never heard of that one.

What was the city of angels. I like to put my flare on it.

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

The city of Angelus.

Yeah. It does seem like a colorful.

Los Angeles is what I was referring to.

Yes, you were confused. Yeah, it just seems like. I had a business trip in L.A. I was trying to scab during the writer's strike. I was turned away. What you tried to scab? I showed up at Netflix, at Hulu. I said, I'll write. I have these ideas. What kind of ideas did you you pitch them i a movie about a man who uh keeps trying to

eat um rocks and and just chokes to death there's a metaphor um for covid and then there was another one where another man um it's all men

none of these passed a bechdel test another man shoots himself on the front lawn

of a house um but it's not like my life because it was no one he didn't know other people

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