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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#148: Conventioneering

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2016

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

1- Brothers at the RNC
2- Fact Checkers got tired
3- Get Hillary back on AOL
4- Policy, nah nevermind
5- Stewart roasts Lumpy
6- NBA does perfect crossover

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to invite you or thank you for listening to my podcast, well, my occasional podcast, who's paying attention?

0:24.6

This is episode 148.

0:26.3

I know it's been a couple of weeks.

0:27.9

I apologize.

0:28.8

It's summertime.

0:30.0

I've been traveling.

0:30.9

If you've been to the airport in the summertime, then you know why I haven't been podcasting.

0:35.9

Summer travel has,

0:37.9

uh,

0:39.0

between the security and families and a lot of kids traveling and egg.

0:45.6

Anyway,

0:46.4

that's been the deal,

0:47.7

but I have been getting around.

0:49.4

I've been watching the,

0:51.4

the political conventions and all this.

0:54.6

Listen, I kind of reached my limit on lies, but what the hell?

0:58.5

What the hell?

0:59.1

I wrote in.

1:00.2

And I want to tell you that I went to the Republican National Convention.

1:06.8

I was only there for one day.

1:08.2

I didn't go in the convention.

1:09.6

I didn't go in the Quicken Arena because, you know, I'm a large black man with super strength

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