148: Climbing Noel Gallagher

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2015

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Coming to you live from the bottom of a bucket, it's the Regular Features team. Regular Features roll call go! Hey I'm Matt I'm the joker of the crew. Pom pom pom. And I'm Steve, the handsome one. Doop dee doop da doo. Now it's time for me, Gav, the cheeky chappy. High kick high kick. Off we go. (This is another episode about Gav getting punched.)

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0:00.0	One for eight.
0:37.8	One for eight. Don't be late. So can we talk about September 11th? Jesus, Gap. Can we talk about September 11? She hasn't replied. What? The Twin Towers? She's not good at Steve. Because she's dead. This is stayed in. It's all of the intro. So she said that it could be, that she offered that that date and I said, yeah, we'll take it. She doesn't come back to us yet. Well, that sounds positive. So, yeah. If you're listening to this... Welcome to regular features. Can we talk about September 11th? Yes. Who wants to talk about September 11th? Steve, you've got big views on it. You think the juice did it in.
0:40.2	That's what you were just telling us.
0:41.3	This is going on the podcast.
0:45.4	You said, look at a dollar and it'll tell you everything you need to know. If you fold it out a dollar in half in just the right way,
0:48.7	you'll see it's actually the Illuminati is pointing to a new regular features live happening September 11th.
0:55.9	Probably.
0:56.5	2015 in London.
0:58.4	Probably.
0:59.0	Probably.
1:00.0	90%.
1:00.6	We saved the date.
1:02.8	STD.
1:03.9	And forget about the other day that we told you to save because that's not happening.
1:07.1	Did we tell them to save that day?
1:08.4	Yeah, 100%.
1:09.2	I love, yeah, definitely, because I edited that one. And I remember it, oh no, you edited it, but I was in it. Alright, I was gonna say, if you edited it, why didn't you take it out? Well... Because it happened before, it was confirmed that we weren't doing it that date. That's true. Anyway, STD, not STI. Yeah, September 11th. That's when we're doing our next live show. Lock it in. I really like the fact that even in The Hangup, you were like, is everyone free September 11th? Can we do it? Can we do it? A podcast or something like that podcast is going to be. Rules should be. Not allowed to mention mention it don't even mention it because it's the most obvious fucking thing in the world yeah so even
1:48.9	just to make a joke about making a joke do right now in fact don't dress up as an airplane
1:54.1	don't do anything like that we don't dress up as well oh right okay yeah we should not
1:58.9	even make any reference no I was talking about ourselves as well.
2:01.6	We do like to dress up as shit.
2:03.6	I do.
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