Did you actually want a Pepsi or did you then have Coke?

I feel like that's like everyone's.

Oh, seriously.

Come on.

Well, I don't know.

Right, because I'm a fag because I drink Pepsi.

No, I didn't say that at all.

No, that's what you're implying.

Isn't that any implying that?

Bill Burr?

Bill Burr's here.

I would say that I like Coke.

I like Coke better than Pepsi. Right. You know what it is? Pepsi's the rip-off show. Yeah.

Yeah, but Coke is a little too gassy, and I'm already gassy today. So I just wanted some caffeine without all the fucking... Coke has more carbonation than Pepsi. That's how women like it. And Coke has a Mexican Coke. It's like has all the cane sugar in it. It doesn't have a corn syrup in it. Who told you that?

An older boy.

It's true.

I enjoyed.

Yeah, Mexican Coke is good.

Cool, but... It has all the cane sugar in it doesn't have a corn syrup in it. Who told you that? An older boy. It's true. I enjoy it. Yeah, Mexican Coke is good. Cuba Libre, some rum. Are you still not drinking? Yeah. How's it going? It's fine. Once you go this long, you know. Yeah. Are you done? There's a few days that are like events during the year that are difficult. But once you get into the first couple hours, everybody else having a good time and you start seeing the mistakes being made, it kind of becomes the entertainment. Like, all right, well, I don't have to apologize for anything. I'm clear-headed. So how long has I been? Since November. And then, but you didn't drink that much, right? No, I did. Oh, you did? I drank enough. I don't know. This guy, former cop, gave me the, uh, the four questions. Uh-oh. Yeah, and I think I went three for four, if not four for four. Isn't it more than that, though? What are the four questions? Do you remember? They were, some of them were pretty standard. was like, have you ever been embarrassed embarrassed by your drinking? I mean, kind of comes with it. Yeah, like, while I'm having my first drink. He's a gigantic drink and he just quit Cold Turkey. Yeah, about seven weeks. Like, he drank like nobody I ever saw. He'd be like six deep already at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I was drinking between 12 and 16 glasses of wine a day. Oh, he went wine? That's a brutal hangover. I know. I never got hung over. That's a problem. Like, I don't get hung over. Like, he's going blind. The last four years he's been going progressively blind. So that's like drinking the deal with the, uh, the deal with his depression. Yeah, but I'm also Irish. my dad's drunk my uncle my cousin's a priest he killed himself my aunt of martha's vineyard she's an alcoholic it's just the whole mccarthy family we're all you know so i just decided i'm not maybe i'm not done for good but i'm done for a while you know it just because i've lost like 12 pounds or whatever so you were drinking and doing all this, arenas and shit and podcasts? Yeah, but I was just like functioning sort of. It was mainly what it really was was not necessarily the road. It was when I was home. I had. You like scotch, right? Yeah, I liked it all. I liked it all and I poured them big. No, it just became the, you know, I was writing our cartoon still doing that. And just being in the writer's room, I come home. My brain would be fried from thinking. And it just became one little one to one medium to one big one, the two big ones, the three big ones to a couple nights a week. I'm just like, I'm not like a, uh, a classic, like attic, but I'm definitely a habit guy.

Well, if I'm going to the gym, I'm going to the gym. Right. You know, there's fucking ice cream in the fridge. I'm going to, I mean, the freezer, I'm going to eat it. So I just got the booze out of my house and it was pretty easy. I didn't have to get a sponsor. Plus, I went to an AA meeting a long time ago.

I was just like, all right.

I mean, these guys are out of their fucking minds.

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