#147 When Two Dudes Eat A Salad

Funny How Life Works

Michael Jr.

Learning, Comedian, Improv, Self Improvement, Self-improvement, Inspiration, Encouragement, Growth, Education, Comedy, Religious

4.8 • 877 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Join Michael Jr. and Pastor Kyle as they eat salads, call their parents, watch movie clips featuring Michael Jr., answer voicemails, and get deep about upbringing and marriage. It's funny how life works when watching/listening to two dudes eating salad.Non-Sponsor SponsorFunny for the Forgotten https://www.funnyfortheforgotten.com/Sent Church:https://www.sentchurch.cc/Have you left a question for Michael Jr. yet?Call 214-308-1177 and leave a question...just make sure to start with "Michael Jr...

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0:00.0	I went to go see I am legend.
0:01.6	I'm gonna be a girl.
0:03.4	Oh man, that movie.
0:05.0	I left dude, I couldn't finish it.
0:07.2	That movie is no, too.
0:08.9	I can't do it.
0:09.5	Nah man, zombies huggling.
0:12.3	Dude. They didn't sit here, the dog got zombatized.
0:15.0	I can't do it, man.
0:18.0	Hey, we know you guys are here. We just thought y'all want to hear us kick it while we...
0:27.0	There's a mood. There's a scene in the movie I was in about eating the salad. You know what movie it was no it was like about two friends hey can you
0:35.8	you guys pull up that scene and there's a there's a put it it's a it's a scene from our
0:41.5	war room were you eating salad with T.C.
0:44.0	we're eating.
0:45.0	No, it's a weight room.
0:46.0	Yeah, right here.
0:47.0	So watch this, watch this.
0:48.0	Can you play it? You got another bonus? You got another bonus?
1:00.0	Yes sir.
1:02.0	I went in the wrong line of work.
1:05.0	Well, I couldn't have been a paramedic.
1:10.0	You got that right, bro.
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