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So Matt, did you actually change my Netflix name to Lord Fart on my account?

I got a text from my wife with an image of, I don't know what character is from some

white haired magician looking man as a profile picture and the name under it said Lord Fart

and my wife says who has access to our Netflix account and has changed your username from

Jamison to Lord Fart.

And what did you say to your wife?

After 45 minutes of explaining that it wasn't an ex-girlfriend.

You had a massive argument.

No, he didn't.

But I didn't know and I was like, oh God, it's my friend Kevin, is it my old roommate

Cassie? Is it I ran through dozens of people who have given this password to you?

Did she actually think like this is sort of an a scorned ex-girlfriend who's trying

to get back at you by changing the picture of your profile on a Netflix account to a character

from cowboy B-bop, not that I know anything about that, but changing the character, the

profile picture and changing your name to Lord Fart.

Did she think it was an ex trying to create to be fair?

She did not, but my immediate thought was, is that what she's thinking?

I don't know.

It was a big theory of mind sort of hall of mirrors as I was trying to figure it out.

And without thinking too much about it, I went in, just changed my password and then I

looked at it one more time and I saw it and I said, Lord Fart, who?

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