Welcome to Shaken and Disturbed, everybody. I am Darren Karp here with John Thrash,

you're doing his fist bumps. I'm doing my fist pumps. The fist pumps and pumps. The fist punches of the camera.

That's right.

By the way, I want to just get to my own little horn here really quickly at the top of the show.

Some of you who may be watching this on our sussy radish feed might notice that you can see maybe a little more pores than usual in my face because I've changed my webcam.

Yeah.

Finally got that shit figured out because you were like, you were like jaundiced.

I know.

Yeah.

Last week it was like a whole 10 minutes, such scenario where I could not get my lighting

correct.

And I think it was my webcam.

Turns out, here's a fun pro tip for you guys.

You can use your iPhone,

if it's like iPhone 13 or something or later, as your main webcam. And those iPhones have like a 48 megapixel camera in it. And I'm honestly a little too HD to be completely honest with you.

I don't love how, how, like, detail I look.

I would like, I would prefer an Instagram filter.

It's a good soft lighting on you.

Yeah, exactly.

What I notice now that I can stare at your face as opposed to, you know, like something going out, is that you have positioned yourself so perfectly that I don't have to see you in the background of your own background.

I get to see magic and his little like chuba chump cheeks.

And like I'm into the chubba chunk cheeks.

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