147 - Termites Are Eating Our House

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This episode almost didn't go out because the termites ate most of it!! Rest assured, Sammich handled it... he is resting now in the infirmary cabin.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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0:00.0	Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original
0:05.2	from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth
0:10.2	Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,
0:15.5	set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,
0:22.1	a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing
0:26.5	together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the
0:31.7	impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong
0:38.2	and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,
0:41.3	Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated
0:44.0	than she ever planned.
0:45.8	She's in over her head and head over heels.
0:48.5	Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.
0:51.2	Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.
0:54.5	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:57.1	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:59.8	Oh, same thing.
1:01.3	Listen up, campers.
1:02.7	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
1:05.3	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
1:07.4	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,
1:10.7	hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. So prepare for a good old fashion kumbaya, weird news, hot gossip, and scary stories around
1:13.1	the campfire.
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