The The Welcome to another sparkling edition of The Thoughts Police, the probably most outrageous

podcast you'll ever hear. Thanks to Kevin O'Sullivan who is here with me, my partner in crime,

I'm Mike Graham of course, we are with audio boom and we'll be bringing you this week's

news in a variety of ways, some of which might fucking surprise you it fucking will I think yeah what a week I've had yeah of

course you have at the fucking the biggest news of the week

biggest news of the week right and some people who might have heard me explain

about this on my show don't really know the whole story because I managed to lose my fucking briefcase.

Nobody knows where it is and up until now it still hasn't turned up as a result of which I've had to buy myself a new iPad because I can't really do with that one

They can't wait for the insurance company.

They're now making all sorts of noises about whether or not I qualified to claim to it.

Blaly blaly bla I don't really give a fuck to be honest.

But I bought a new briefcase at honest but I bought a new iPad so we're back in business

But it's the strangest thing because I walked out of this building and I wasn't sure I had it with me and you know when you do lose something

you start to go back in time.

Yeah, yeah, well I remember you re-facing your steps last week with me.

And you think I definitely didn't have it here or I definitely did have it there.

The best thing I can

assume happen is that I basically walked out we checked the CCTV in the

yeah because you definitely came out of the building with it apparently with a bag on CCTV

yeah so I definitely got to the car but somehow it didn't make it into the car

yeah and you know trouble is people have now said two things to me somebody said

what if one of those you know scooter thieves like cut it as it was over

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