Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe.

I am one of your hosts, Delia, the Redhead, with so much beauty coming right at you

and a fat cat.

Here with my real tight homegirl and my

daughter-in-law Razor Blade also known as Beatrice.

Hey everybody.

Super gorgeous.

Oh, thanks.

Looking great.

Body, oddie, adi, ady, working out at the planet fitness girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm working on fitness pizza in my girl. Getting your fitness on.

I'm working on fitness pizza in my mouth.

Making cake.

My God, the amount of food I have cooked since my husband went to Helsinki.

She's making homemade yokey, cake, a beautiful homemade sauces for the noki with heavy whipping cream and it was good.

Italian sausage yeah

pecorino you drove it to us which you never drive because I was going to eat the whole fucking

thing and it was so decadent I'm like get this out of my sight and then the very next night I made

like this huge pot of macaroni and cheese with hamburger and chili and green peppers and onions and pomementos. I'm just like, I am such a fat ass. And then I made a cake. And then I gave you the cake that I had left. And I'm like, let me make another cake. Oh my God, I've just been eating this entire week. Sounds great. You know why? Why? Because I'm worried about the eclipse. Oh.

Because you said there was some sort of a devil's gate and it was like in conjunction with some other thing that was happening like Mercury Gatorade. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my God, maybe the rapture is going to happen. So who the fuck cares how much I weigh? I'm going to eat all this cake before you die. And then we don't die. die. So now you're just fat. Now I'm just, I'm fatter. I'm just kidding. You're not fat. On my quest for obesity, I am winning. Well, maybe we can get on my 600 pound life. Oh, I meet goals. And we can meet doctor now. You have to have a goal. I'm the person in the family. If anybody's going to do it, it's going to be me. I'm going to be falling off the back of a golf cart. Coming soon to a town near you. But like, weren't you all worried about that with your little P brain about like, Jesus is coming back? Because the eclipse is going through all of these towns with the name Carthage and Damascus. I was just telling you what all the boomers on Facebook were talking about. No, I was like, well, I'm like, they're doing something. There's like some crazy stuff. CERN turned on again. So people were talking about the timeline switches. CERN hasn't turned off. It's an institute. No, they do do turn it off they turn off the large hadron

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