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🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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A DT + offering from the growing catalogue on Dark Topic +. patreon.com/darktopic
You now belong to The Smiler…
Sources:
The Smiler POV w actual soundtrack
The Smiler On-ride POV #AltonTowersTogether
Creepy Sheep
https://metro.co.uk/2013/01/21/eweve-been-framed-creepy-sheep-twitter-mystery-solved-3359300/amp/
The Smiler Crash Footage
https://youtu.be/i-7EtgxN4Qc?si=-kOsMhe6KfUJfAfK
Technical aspects thorough
Rescue
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-33706903
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Can we talk something else? |
| 0:02.8 | Can we talk about something else? |
| 0:09.5 | Hello. |
| 0:14.3 | Out there. |
| 0:24.1 | I have to... out there. I often get made fun of for my fear of travel by air. |
| 0:30.2 | I'd rather drive 24 hours than fly for two hours. |
| 0:34.2 | In my defense, there's more to flying than just flying. |
| 0:38.1 | There's the preparation, the buying of the tickets, the drive to the airport, the check-in of bags, and slow trudge through security. |
| 0:47.1 | But who's counting all that? |
| 0:48.7 | I am. |
| 0:49.8 | What we're talking about here is safety, usually, when someone is coming up against me on why I should |
| 0:56.7 | fly rather than drive flying by plane statistically is safer than driving check gotcha right |
| 1:03.1 | but what do the stats say about survival rate of a crash what percentage of people survive a |
| 1:10.2 | car accident in comparison to a plane or a helicopter crash? |
| 1:14.6 | This is my argument. |
| 1:16.1 | You ever had someone share that they got in an accident on the weekend and assumed that they meant a fucking plane crash or a helicopter, or a helicopter crash? |
| 1:25.4 | A little rotor bender like that horrific incident last week on the Hudson, |
| 1:31.7 | in New York, the Jersey, where it was with those kids from Spain and the family and the horrific |
| 1:37.0 | shit, I can even look at it. |
| 1:40.1 | Now, you haven't heard anybody say that they gotten a little rotor bender in a fucking helicopter because they would have died had they been in that situation. |
| 1:52.7 | They've been in fender benders and told you about it, but not in rotor benders. |
| 1:56.3 | How about amusement parks? |
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