Hello, friends, and welcome to what looks to be another beautiful afternoon on the Upper West Side.

I'm Matt Fasta, bringing you the play-by-play for today's episode of a waste of time with It's the Real.

All signs point to an epic day here, as we settle in for an all-out conversation right between the Citibank,

the Bank of America, and of course, Chase Bank, right across the street.

All right, we have the locks walking in right now, having just made the hop, skip,

and a couple of tolls down from Yonkers.

Jada Kiss is no stranger to the apartment, having put up big numbers as an early guest of Eric and

Jeff's back in 2015.

We all remember Stiles P made his legendary debut on the podcast mere months ago, but for

Sheik Lush, this is his first time meeting It's the Real, and folks, all indications point to a

great one. The temperature is cooler than a polar bear's toenail, winds are now at zero

miles per hour, and Stiles P and Jadikis are currently rolling off edibles.

Golly me, those edibles are incredibles.

Going from left to right, we have Stiles P on the couch with a blunt,

the 7-foot-1 Jeff Rosenthal of It's the Reel, seated in a chair,

then Jadicus, who was already way in on the edible, then Sheik, and finally Eric Curl God Rosenthal seated to his left behind his laptop. It looks like everyone's ready to get started, so let's head down to the action. Yo, what up is Eric, aka. Hit him with the bubble goose, aka Sully Sullenberger. Yo, what up is Jeff, aka It's Not Nice,

aka Uncuth Bader Ginsburg. Yo, yo, what up? It's Cheek Looch, aka Don Don, aka Silverback Guerrilla, aka your mother's favorite fucking dude for know and shit. So. Yo, what up is Ghost Style Speed, L-O-X-D Block, aka Smoke Plans, aka E plans,

a.k.a. E. Plans. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yo, what up? It's Ghostout Speight, L-O-X-D block, aka Smoke Plans, aka E-Planx, A-K-A-E plans, aka Plan Plans, Oh, shit. Yeah, what up? A.k.a. Billy D.D. It's Jay to Kiss, AKA, Jada, Kays, aka Kiss, aka... Don't call me for shit. Come on, buddy. I think you said we gotta be hyped. They're so laid bag and shit. Yeah, it's the waste time with this the real.

Br-da-da-da-da-da! Don't call me for shit Come on, I think you say we gotta be hype They're so laid bag and shit Yeah, it's a waste time with it's the real Bratra Bro la la They got to Blu Yeah We have all the locks in the building This is something that everybody has been asking for For the longest time Obviously two years two years ago, we had that legendary Jada interview. Just like maybe three months ago, styles stopped through, and that shit ran the internet. Hey, man. And now we had to. People were asking for that chic Looch interview. Yeah. So glad. What's up, man? What's happening? I know a lot of my, it'd be happening like that a lot of times, man.

Like, yo, Looch, where the fuck was you at?

I know.

...