146: STOP CALLING EVERYONE YOUR FRIEND 😡

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0 • 945 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Jury Duty: Calling People Friends
Let Them Theory
Phonetic Alphabet
F’d Up Families: Kirsty

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Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

Production: Earsay

Producer: Mike Liberale (Podcast Mike Media)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Luke and sassy, sassy, sassy, Scott.
0:08.8	Welcome to, are we going to call it Luke's courtroom?
0:12.0	You can call it whatever the hell you want.
0:13.8	Welcome to Luke's courtroom where I am taking Scott to court because I am going to charge him for being a rude prick.
0:21.2	And Luke tried to charge me for like similar ship before in the past and we we played this
0:26.2	game, which was jury duty.
0:28.2	And they sided with you, but not in the actual podcast.
0:31.8	Maybe in the edit made me seem more right than the actual segment.
0:35.4	Anyway, but when I was actually up on the stand, the jury listened to my position
0:40.5	and they sided with me.
0:42.4	So again, we have a live jury of people that are listeners, and we've called them, they're
0:48.6	going to listen to whatever Luke's going to carry on about now, and then they're going to
0:52.8	make their verdict.
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:54.3	So what I'm, the incident that is in question right now is the other day I was talking about
0:59.8	someone and I called them my friend.
1:02.5	And Scott replied back with, they are not your friend.
1:06.2	Correct.
1:06.4	So calling everyone your friend, they're not your friend.
1:08.3	Correct.
1:08.8	And it hurt me and I didn't like it.
1:11.8	And Scott, that's what I'm charging you with right now for being a prick. And I want you to give
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