The Sash podcast episode 144 take one

Hi friends, and welcome back to Sash. I'm Janelle joined by Charles and Kareli and Sydney

Damn, I was gonna say welcome back and to great Scott. What in the great what is what is Kendall say? What in the great Scott?

What in the great Scott is up folks welcome back to Sash. It is a lovely Wednesday afternoon, approximately 88 degrees here in sunny Denver, Colorado on August 16th.

The time is 1215 the time is 1215 and I am on the countdown till I turn 29. At 7 a.m. tomorrow morning, I'll turn 29 years old.

Sick. How do you feel? How does it feel to be in your last year of your 20s? I don't know why last night. I was taking a shower, which is if you know me, a rare occurrence, which is once in like a month, and I was like, oh, this is the last shower of being 28. Wow, because I'm not hell. God knows I shower and today you're not showering today. No, not me either, bitch. Yeah, I was gonna say you're kind of like me. No, I do. Yeah, I'm a little sick. I mean my I mean, I

yeah, I'm pretty sick. I shower like three times a week. That's pretty good. Yeah, I mean, pretty good. Depending on how stinky I am, I will take a next your body shower. Okay, but you know what, I like to

think everyone tells me I never smell so unless y'all are lying to me, I'm gonna roll with it. I don't know if any of us are that close to you like in proximity. Sometimes one time. No, John actually never says I smell, but one time he did.

I think this one time was like rotting on the couch and he came down and like gave me a kiss on my head or something and he was like, are you gonna take a shower today? And I was like, you know what, bitch.

Because of that, I'm not showing for another week. So what you get rotting in my filth is what I like to do. Charles just showered. He took a shower a few days ago. He looks great. He looks fantastic.

There's a man and we just got a haircut and he just got another tooth pulled my poor son only has six teeth left. Yeah, Rose.

If you're wondering why Kendall's not here, it's because she's on vacation. She's in Lake Tahoe, which apparently is one of the cleanest waters in the world. So I learned that. I learned that from Kendall's Instagram. I didn't know that. I know she's full of facts, full of facts. So we miss her dearly. That's right. We do miss her dearly. We really do. It's not the same without all four of us here.

And it's been all of two minutes and I'm already talking in this accent. Okay. You know what, you know, have you guys gone Bama talk Bama rush. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. No, I was no, I'm like, watch some of us here. Bama. No, like on TikTok Bama rush. Oh, yes. Yeah, it's like season. You know, season three quote unquote. I said like they're going through rush right now. Wait, so is it is. Is this the one where it's like, how my name is? My name is my name is Mary Ann Louise. Honey bunches of votes.

And I'm going to be showing you my OOTD. My skirt is from the pants store. My shirt is from the store. Lemon. This is Cartier Cartier Cartier Cartier Cartier Cartier or Miss Cartier. There's another one. I don't remember the other one. This is from my grandma Mima back in the day. This Cartier is well. Anyway, so I'm not trying to make fun of these people. But what I will say is that recruitment now looks so different than what?

It's just to be because, well, maybe it's just because this is in the South and they're more serious. They're taking it like really seriously. And where Sydney and I went to the college and Kendall, it was like very low key laid back.

But I cannot imagine going through a group now and not even just recruitment. They do like dorm tours. There are dorms you got. You got to look this shit up. Got like, I don't like college. I bought popcorn on my lip. Sorry about that one.

Honestly, though, I think it has. I mean, I think we've known the South as always been intense, but it's on a whole nother level. I mean, it's quite the dorms, you guys. Their decorations look better than my house. Yeah.

Like, I don't understand how these people do it. Honestly, I give them props for the dorm thing. Like, it looks really, really good. But my dorm did not look like that.

My dorm looked fucking like, I feel as millennials doing like, like tags or whatever or what is it called stitches when they stitch a tech talk and they have like the fancy dorms now and then compared to like what their dorm looked like. And it's just wild.

Like, dude, my I literally had my dorm was just like my decorations were so lame to like the sororities that I did have up. Oh, yeah, nothing compared to you.

Like, they literally have like headboards on their dorm bed. Really?

Like make headboards. They have like, sconces that they put up on the wall somehow.

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