146: Mr Cool Ice Sells Sex Toys

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to sell sex toys. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. GET 50% OFF A FANTASTIC PLEASURE TOY WITH FREE SHIPPING: visit https://www.adamandeve.com and use code OFFICIAL GET WHAT YOU WANT DELIVERED TO YOU WITH $100 FREE DELIVERY CREDIT: download POSTMATES and use code OFFICIAL PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:07:14 - Sex Doll Assasination 00:13:45 - Refugees on A Plane 00:19:41 - Adam and Eve *Ad* 00:23:12 - Unsung Heroes 00:28:27 - Jobs in Another Life 00:35:05 - Reminiscing 00:41:55 - Postmates *Ad* 00:43:32 - Addiction 00:54:01 - Home decoration 01:01:59 - Different Points of View 01:06:57 - Mr. Cool Ice Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.3	Who was the intro? You can take it Jack. You've been done a while. You're already really energetic.
0:42.6	No I'm not energetic. Hello everyone welcome to this week's Adam and Eve sponsored official podcast
0:47.9	episode. We've got Dildos, we've got condoms, we've got fuck machines. Anything you want we've got
0:53.1	adhere it out Adam and Eve sponsored episode of the official podcast. How's everyone doing today?
0:57.5	No one's going to know that that's a joke and they're going to turn it off right away. I
1:01.6	think it's like a corporate chill. But now that we've said that it's a joke people will not turn it
1:06.5	off right away. It is a corporate. Hopefully you know what I'm talking about in time. Fuck you.
1:12.0	We finally got a fun sponsorship. We've been up yours a bad dragon by the way. See we are not
1:18.8	unfuckable. See how another sex store is now advertising with us. That's right.
1:24.5	Now you lost that chance. I'm going to do the adry even a minute and 30 into that.
1:31.5	No I'm just bragging it doesn't have to be an adry. I'm just saying that. I just want to
1:36.0	you know I just wanted to set the same for the for the later. I'm just excited.
1:42.0	Community now. Right. We're desperate for cash but a shining guardian angel of dicks and assholes
1:50.5	floated down from heaven. The podcast has always been a stepping stone to to dildos and such.
1:56.4	So I'm just excited. That's all. Not a stepping stone. It's more a gateway drug to it.
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