146 - Freaky Buffalo Babies

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Pack your bags, campers. We are taking you to Buffalo, New York! In this episode we share all the wild details from Zachariah’s live show stop in Buffalo, including our pilgrimage to the restaurant where buffalo wings were invented. YES HONEY ZACH WENT DOWN TO THE BONE! Then we visited Niagara Falls. No biggie. Then we get into the bizarre news story about Chuck E. Cheese getting arrested, and the major impact a small vase of fresh flowers in a room can make.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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➜ Ben Hooper. “Woman Flooded with Calls about Nonexistent Cat Due to a T-Shirt.” UPI, 18 July 2025.

➜ Erin Keller. “Kids Watch Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Arrested for Credit Card Fraud.” The Independent, 25 July 2025.

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.0	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:08.0	Listen up, campers.
0:09.0	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.0	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
0:13.0	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,
0:17.0	hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.0	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.3	Hey, happy campers.
0:32.9	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:35.3	It is week 146 here at camp.
0:39.9	And I just had a microwave cheese tortilla for lunch.
0:44.8	You kept calling out a cheese to tortilla crunch.
0:47.2	There was no crunch inside unless you burnt the cheese.
0:49.3	Just let me create my own menu because I'm food testing right now for a new menu at the camp for the mess hall.
0:55.9	And we're thinking for the whole month of August, just cheese roll-ups, morning, noon, and night.
1:02.1	And we'll alternate sauces.
1:04.1	One day will be some sort of crema, and then we'll do a barbecue, and then we'll kind of cycle back between those two.
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