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#146 - Dooo tries to BEND water in the shower

GOONS

The Goons Podcast

Leisure, Video Games

4.96.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the goon. Welcome back to the goon. Welcome back to the goon, goon, goon. Welcome back to the goon. Welcome back to the

0:13.6

You slide down a window that you just splited against

0:16.5

Welcome back to the burr-up shrepper-up shrepper-up shrepper. I can't do it like me nasty. All right

0:24.2

He's not here this week. I don't know what he's doing

0:26.8

He's probably fixing his grandma or grandpa poster cramer poster. Whatever. Yeah, if I had to guess

0:33.4

Blarge it looks like you're eating a bar of soap

0:40.8

I'm gonna be honest with you it doesn't taste much better than bars. So

0:45.8

You said you were making protein pop. No, it's a protein pop. Yeah, yeah, put it in the microwave for

0:51.4

12 seconds

0:53.2

Okay, what flavor is that supposed to be? Like come

0:57.1

I don't know how thick that is just like thicker than a pop tart too. Oh, black ass come in too

1:04.4

It's like a little come in black butt crank

1:08.4

Maybe it is so good

1:11.1

It's fun. Yeah, it sounds delicious now. It's not it's not good, but I thought I'd try it

1:16.5

There's this like nutrition place near me and I just go in there and try every protein snack they have so I can

1:22.3

You know try stuff and find something that isn't battery acid. Yeah, this one's this one's a regret

1:28.0

It's not good. What flavor is that supposed to be like fudge or something? It's cookies and cream, but

1:36.4

It kind of just tastes like cream

1:39.2

But like now I was gonna ask you does it taste more like cookies or more like cream? No, it's just like

1:44.4

like man cream

1:47.0

Man cream

1:49.0

Driver man cream you can literally see how this might be the driest thing I've ever put in my mouth

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