So have you ever had a...

Have you ever had a young boy lick your face?

No.

I mean, no, wait a minute, let's let me re-can, let me take that back, right?

I mean, how?

Well, like, say you're sitting on your couch.

My?

And you're watching a baseball game. Yeah. Say you're watched, this is just a hypothetical. Okay. That you're sitting on a couch watching the San Francisco Giants play the Chicago Cubs. Sure. And Brandon Belt is up and it's the ninth inning. Say that's going on. Just a purely hypothetical situation. Yeah. And then you feel something wet on the side of your face and it starts at your cheek and it goes all the way up to your hair line yeah but the forehead and that

that's what my career feels like that turns out right now that's a young boy okay i'm gonna just

now i know this kid because he came out of my wife.

Right.

But here's what I can say to you that makes me feel okay about that.

That's some family germs being spread around.

He's just literally reapplying some of his, some of your DNA back on you.

Now you take your two puppies to meet their vet, who's a larger gentleman, who's a nice guy, and he gets on the floor of them, on his hands and knees, and opens his mouth and lets them put their tongue in his mouth and says, who's a beauty? That's... Wait, what the fuck you... Who's a beauty? Who's a beauty? And then he opens his mouth, and my dog sticks its tongue in his mouth and he lets it happen.

He lets them let so he...

Where do you throw up?

Is there a bucket for you to throw up into?

It's the thing.

He may not be a vet.

Like, I'm not sure the guy behind the dumpster should be given the dogs their shots. Isn't that weird? Yeah, but they love a good rim job. Jesus, dude, he really does. You get some of the floor and he goes, who's a beauty. When a gentleman rims a dog, you know that you've met a gentleman. Here's the thing they supposedly have the cleanest assholes of all of the animals. This is why? They have the cleanest assholes. This was walking the room. This was walking the room. This was walking the animals. They have the cleanest assholes. This is walking room. This was walking the room.

This was walking around. You listen to walk in the room.

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