On the Empire Podcast this week, we welcome two of the most exciting directors around

Alex Scarland, who made his debut with last week's ex-macchaner and the force of nature

that is Paul Thomas Anderson, director of inherent fights.

Plus the usual movie news and nonsense on the movie podcast that is discovered at looking

for a flat to rent in London is an up-and-drawn pride swallowing sage that I will never fully

tell you about.

It is horrible out there, people.

Horrible.

Hello, pod.

I'm Chris Hewitt.

Welcome to the Empire Podcast.

This week I'm joined by just two colleagues of such lethal cunning, but to help me write

your intros I've turned to Poet tweet, which is a new website that composes sonnets and

other poetry for months that I can't pronounce out of your tweets.

It goes back and finds your tweets, scans of her rhymes and composes the tweet.

Here we go.

First up is our art house guru, Fuhrer's Guide, that's the name of the poem Fuhrer's Guide.

Cross rail and only God forgives.

That feels like four points dropped on the Godfather from the archives.

A fan escaped.

Welcome Phil DeSemlin.

The poet laureate of the podcast.

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