145. You Eat It

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload! Places you can support for LA Wildfire relief: Project Hope: https://www.projecthope.org SUAY Free Store for Fire Relief: https://suayla.com/pages/suay-fire-relief-free-store 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY we actually, accidentally only took 2 submissions the entire time. We're talking about when people inconsiderately go pickup food and do not get anything for you, and when someone walks in on you in the bathroom (and it's your boss). Plus, Matt had some virus. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. More Matt D'Elia: Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More Chris D'Elia: Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service.
0:04.8	Valentine's Day is a bit like switching bank accounts.
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0:41.2	All right, Santa Rosa and Stockton are the next ones.
0:46.9	Chris Talia.com, Tacoma, Washington, Spokane, Washington, Rhode Island.
0:47.5	I got a lot of dates.
0:48.7	Just go to chrysalia.com.
0:49.1	I'm coming.
0:51.4	And it's fun, and it's fun.
0:52.8	Straight out of the multiverse tour.
0:55.2	And on straight out of the multiverse tour,
0:58.0	you're going to dress like an outdoorsman like you are right now or just sometimes? There is nothing, nothing outdoorsman about this jacket.
1:03.7	I said it.
1:04.5	It's the most outdoorsman-y shit you've ever had on.
1:10.0	And that is not really saying much, I guess.
1:12.6	So far from the truth.
1:13.6	But you are Mr. Outdoorsman right now.
1:15.6	I've worn stuff from pro-Bash shop, whatever that place is.
1:19.6	What's that place?
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