Okay, how are you? Oh, is that like, for real, how are you? Or is this like a, we're recording the podcast, how are you?

What, would you give a different answer to the civilians?

No, I'm good, yes.

Hang on, hang on, hang, if we're recording,

I'll try and come up with something a bit more interesting.

Right, and not something about that rash on your I'm lying by the way. What, no, I'm...

Besides that, I'm fine.

You're fine. You can't do any better than fine. You're fine. I'm delightful.

Tim. I'm not fine. No. I'm not fine. I'm nacked. Oh yes we've got bed here and it's not early

morning there isn't it so what's going on? No I had Edward to myself last night. My wife's away working and he was just a bit challenging and I was a bit tired and he wasn't even that bad. You know? He took a fair while to get to sleep, but not that long.

And then he did pretty well. But I'm just knackered.

Were you irritable or was it like, are you just tied anyway? I wasn't irritable to anyone but in my own head.

Hmm. I don't know. I'd like to say no one tells you how tiring this parenthood thing is, but they all do.

But you just don't believe it.

Yeah, and you spent years going, oh, you parents really go on about that sort of stuff,

talking about how specially tied you are, and now you know.

Yeah. tired you are and now you know. I had an idea though for a podcast. Okay. Do you want to hear it?

I do. How about this? Don't wake the baby and it's a podcast where two new parents are in separate rooms doing a

podcast like we do, but they're in a room with their baby that's asleep and they have to do the

podcast without waking up their baby that's asleep and they have to do the podcast without waking up their baby.

That's very good. I thought that would be an excellent podcast to go to sleep too.

Two parents like that kind of that kind of whispering that you do around the

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