#145 - We Actually Stormed Area 51

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.8 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the H3 Podcast we talk to Ethan's brother Sean who did some first hand gumshoe reporting at the Area 51 base camp this past weekend! We also talk about Hila's citizenship oath ceremony, Justin Trudeau's deep affection for offensive costumes, and cringey fathers using their pregnant wives for views!

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0:00.0	I
0:19.6	This gasp is gonna like destroy everything that we know
0:24.4	Until it breaks the gasp is gonna get me deported
0:37.9	We got one hand
0:46.4	Oh
0:48.4	Our neighbors. Oh, someone one of our neighbors banged on the door. They banged on the wall
0:53.8	What's the problem? I can't make a little noise in my own office. Oh the door just opened
1:00.0	Shit welcome everybody. They each they pocket. We're gonna need an adorn
1:05.1	um
1:07.3	Today's episode is sponsored by
1:09.4	Your truly oh jay Simpson and hello not oh jay Simpson. Hello fresh and ring is sponsored by
1:18.5	Not we have no affiliation with oh jay's big difference just to be clear
1:23.6	We are affiliated with hello fresh and ring
1:26.3	um today
1:28.5	I come to you with the news that ila has undergone her oath ceremony and
1:34.4	You turned in your green card and it's official. You are a full-blown
1:38.6	U.S. Citizenel you cannot be deported
1:43.0	I just got here from the
1:45.6	ceremony right and
1:48.0	It was so weird to give them my green card. I feel like it's part of my identity. Yeah, sure the green card
1:52.5	It's like you always got to have it on you and now it's like
1:56.8	It's not on me
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