145: The Ballad of Mrs. Gingerbread & Always Wear a Condom
We're Here to Help
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🗓️ 3 February 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters punch up a groan-worthy joke that is ruining family gatherings.
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