145: Social hair reforms
The Thought Police
The Thought Police
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🗓️ 8 September 2021
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Today's topics include: National Insurance contributions going up, our failed social care system, the mu variant, Kev's dubious admission, the financial dangers of working in the US as a Brit, deep fried pizza, the first carbon neutral football match, Priti Patel, a useless succession of home secretaries, Starmer and Johnson's friendly letters, old Labour, Ed Davey and the Lib Dems, Sadiq Khan ruining London, the next opposition leader, conference season, and Michael Gove's dad dancing. It's the podcast that keeps the back benchers up at night, it's the Thought Police.
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| 0:00.0 | The The Welcome to another sparkling edition of the Thought Police with me Mike Graham and |
| 0:29.6 | him Kevin O Sullivan. Very good afternoon to you Kevin. |
| 0:32.3 | After now I speak to you as there is still an ongoing sort of announcement |
| 0:36.9 | that seems to be taking all bloody day, which is Boris Johnson, |
| 0:40.7 | Sajid, Rishi Sunach, and a bunch of other |
| 0:44.0 | You name the fucking loser. |
| 0:45.0 | They're there in Downing Street, giving a pointless press conference. |
| 0:48.5 | Telling us what they're going to do with our fucking money. |
| 0:51.0 | Because they're now coming after us for another 1.25 percentage points on the |
| 0:55.8 | national insurance money. |
| 0:56.8 | Yeah I know and what Boris has done to the nation he's done a three-card trick. |
| 1:02.4 | This is all bullshit. Well he's fucking us isn-card trick this is all bullshit he's |
| 1:04.2 | saying oh this is to pay for a new social hair care system social hair |
| 1:08.9 | social hair he could do it's a new hair what's going on with his hair |
| 1:12.2 | by the way? |
| 1:12.6 | Yeah he needs a social hair system. The company looks fucking useless. |
| 1:16.9 | He's had this sort of crap haircut which is revealing the fact he's basically |
| 1:20.1 | nearly bald. But anyway, social care system, we do need to fix our broken |
| 1:25.4 | social care system and that's what he's dressed it up as. You know I need billions |
| 1:30.0 | of pounds so that old people don't have to sell their houses to get care |
| 1:34.0 | when they're really really elderly. |
| 1:36.0 | There's bollocks, it's bollocks, it's a smoke screen. |
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