It's Medium Monday, it's Medium March 15th, and the word of the day is Juska, which means

a hypothetical argument you play out in your head, like a psychological batting cage,

where you connect more deeply with people than in the small ball of everyday life, which

is an obnoxiously cautious game of changeups, sacrifice buns, and intentional walks.

In addition to the sentence, I am undefeated at Juska.

Okay. Is it sad that most of my Juska isn't me winning arguments? Is just people apologizing

for being so mean about the fact that I'm wrong about Juska?

Not as sad as that minor monologues where somebody else keeps trying to get a word in

action. Anyway, I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. He's then right, and broadcasting

delayed. From America's far center, we are The Skeptcrats.

Oh, this week's episode, the entire marketing department of Burger King comes down with

Type 1 Diabetes. Might as well runs out of websites to get kicked off so he starts

making his own. And beware of the odds if you are a fascist who deserves to get stabbed.

But first, the rest of the intro music. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow

Skeptcrats, no illusions, and Eli Bosnick. Gentlemen, before we get started, anything

you want to mention that's grinding your gears? Yeah. Thank you. My car registration is

three years out of date, and I don't know where or how to get it renewed. Wow. Dude, I

mean, we could tell you, but then you'd be more likely to drive, and that's not good

for anybody. See, now that's what the guy's a chiffy loob said. It's giffy loob. It's

fun in our lead story tonight in Royal spill news. We have a story about the creepy in

bread white people who technically rule over the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New

Zealand, and 12 other countries that the US lets them still have. Thanks to the generosity

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