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Disney World is Awesome

145. Ranking Every Attraction at Animal Kingdom

Disney World is Awesome

The Dapper Dads: TJ, Matt, Landon...and sometimes Ben

Planning, Magic Kingdom, Hollywood Studios, Places & Travel, Travel, Disney World, Comedy, Lightning Lane, Epcot, Genie Plus, Society & Culture, Vacation, Kids & Family, Disneyland

5.0712 Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

We're looking at every attraction (rides and shows) inside of Disney's Animal Kingdom and ranking them from top to bottom. * * * * * * We hope this podcast brings up good memories from your past trips, gets you excited for your next trip, and fills the void in between. Brought to you by TJ, Matt and Landon...and sometimes Ben. Thanks so much for listening! We'll see you on Facebook: DISNEY WORLD IS AWESOME We'll see you on Instagram: @disney.world.is.awesome A Walt Disney World Podca...

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Disney World is awesome podcast. I'm T.J. I'm Matt. Landon here. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to our show. We talk Disney World here on the podcast. To no one's surprise, it's still

0:22.0

snowing outside. But it's warm in here because we're talking about that warm place in Florida.

0:28.9

And if you've never listened to us before, hello, I'm Landon. And that's DJ. That's Matt.

0:35.5

Greetings. We're three dads. We live in the same neighborhood. That's right. We want to hype you up. We hype you up when you have a trip coming up. We are not experts. Oh yes. We have some advice, believe it or not. You know what we killed up. Sometimes it's bad advice. I think we think we're experts, but we're smart enough to know we actually are not experts.

0:56.1

What happened to the basically experts?

0:58.1

Because we had that went away.

0:59.3

We took it away from us.

1:00.7

We made a lot of mistakes.

1:02.3

When Jeannie Plus came and we started talking, trying to give advice on some things.

1:07.0

I think the listeners appreciate that because when they write us or write a review, they, I mean, it seems like they always call out that we're not experts. Right. But we appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. So it's really our safety so that nobody can actually say, our trip was ruined because we did that because you guys said. And it's like, listen. And all the listeners would back us up. 100%. They say, not experts. Exactly. Not experts. Our good advice is equal to our bad advice. What are we doing today? Are we just hopping into the show, TJ? Yeah, let's go. We, is that okay? Please. I don't know. We're looking at TJ for his blessing. I don't know. We're in his house. Am I like a podcast traffic cop right now? You've always kept us on track. Correct. Correct. Before we go to the episode. Yeah, you always say that. Let's bring some updates. Just kidding. I have no updates. Nobody has updates. We're not here to give you updates. We're almost to spring. We're here to have some fun. That's just a life update. We're so close to spring. April is within reach. Let's go. All right, Matt, introduce. We're hitting the fourth park. We've rated, rated, we've rated the other three parks where we've given our Disney World is awesome. Here's the

2:20.5

order. Here's our rankings. That's a better word. We've ranked the attractions, right? Yeah. And

2:25.4

and rides at parks. And we've done, we've done rankings before, but this was the first time that we

2:30.6

individually ranked them, one through whatever, and then you took your math

2:36.3

degree.

2:38.1

It's not.

2:39.0

But yeah.

2:39.5

And averaged them out.

2:40.7

Correct.

2:40.9

As a group, the three of us, this was our top rankings.

2:44.0

Right.

2:44.3

If we were to publish official rankings from the Disney World is awesome, aka the dapper

2:49.1

dads, this is what you get. As of today. As of today. We could do it in a couple months. It would be completely different. Could be very different. This rounds it off. 2023's rankings because I don't think we're going to rank Blizzard Beach. No. What? I don't think we're going to rank Disney Springs. I love that you say, I don't think. No, we are clearly not.

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