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No Such Thing As A Fish

145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2016

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, James here at Merry Christmas. This is our Christmas special and what it is,

0:05.4

it's a compilation of all the best bits of the first half of our live TV show. So what we did is

0:11.8

we asked the audience to bring in their facts and we read them out and we talked about them.

0:16.4

Hopefully you'll enjoy it and the audio is a little bit sketchy because it's made of five or

0:21.1

six different episodes but we hope it's really good. And if you haven't got everyone their

0:26.4

presence yet then why not run out to the bookshop now and buy one three four two QI facts to leave

0:30.8

you flabbergasted the perfect stocking filler for that one person who you can't think of anything

0:35.1

else to buy them. Okay on with the show.

0:37.3

Please welcome to stage it's Anna Chasinsky, James Harkin and Andrew Hunter Murray.

0:55.2

Hello everyone.

1:07.4

Hi everyone. So you guys have sent in your facts. We have a prize which is here which is one of our

1:12.8

no such thing as a fish t-shirt. Very exciting. Yeah and so we're going to read them out now.

1:20.3

Do you guys want to start with one? Okay what have I got? Oh yeah I like this one so it's about

1:29.6

soon and now and it's from Alex. Hello thank you very much Alex. Okay so the facts is the word soon

1:37.9

used to mean right now but people would misuse it and so it came to mean in a bit

1:45.2

because maybe people started saying soon to mean right now but then they were a bit delayed

1:49.4

on their way and so they got to the place and then someone said oh they must have meant in a bit.

1:56.8

Can I read another one here? Yeah yeah I just read this and this seems well I actually don't

2:01.0

believe it. So Keren where are you Keren's favourite fact? Keren you better be right about this

2:09.2

yeah according to Keren. The num plate of the car in which Fransfer de Land was shot is the date

2:20.5

that World War One ended. Do you know how exact a date is 18 or is it literally 11-11-18 or

2:31.4

I've got a picture of the car. Okay and this is esusicsworldwarone.org.uk and it says did you

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