145 - Josef Fritzl: Austria's Monster

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 143 minutes

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On April 19th, 2008, forty-two year-old Elisabeth Fritzl helped her seventy-three year-old father Josef carry their nineteen year-old unconscious daughter Kerstin - yes, THEIR daughter, you read that right - out of a small, windowless cellar that Kerstin had literally spent her entire life inside up until this point. That day, Elisabeth felt sunlight on her skin for the first time in twenty-four years. For over two decades, she had been imprisoned and continually raped by her own father. And she lived to tell about it. Her story and the tale of her monster-father is insane. Hard to believe it actually happened. But it did. And we suck it all today on Timesuck. Come to my standup special taping at Crofoot in Detroit on Friday, October 18th. Two shows! First is at 6:30PM: https://bit.ly/2N3E1tP Second show is at 9PM: https://bit.ly/2FoADU6 Thanks for allowing us to donate $2400 this month the National Alliance to End Homelessness:https://endhomelessness.org/ Yip, yip, yaw! Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv) July 26-27 Cincinnati, OH West Liberty Funnybone CLICK HERE for tix! August 1-3 Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone CLICK HERE for tix! August 4 Richmond, VA The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix! August 9-10 Orlando, FL The Improv CLICK HERE for tix! *** LIVE TIMESUCK *** Orlando, FL The Improve CLICK HERE for tix! Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: Hims! Try Hims for a month today for just $5 when you go to ForHims.com/timesuckED. MVMT Get 15% off your watch or sunglasses w FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS at mvmt.com/timesuck Leesa! Get 15% off your entire order at leesa.com/TIMESUCK when you use the promo code TIMESUCK Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/3aQH6uAeVkA Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're almost 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

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0:00.0	On April 19th, 2008, 42 year old Elizabeth Fritzel helped her 73 year old father Joseph
0:06.4	Kerry there 19 year old unconscious daughter Kirsten. Yes, their daughter. You heard that right
0:12.8	out of a small windowless seller that Kirsten had literally spent her entire life inside
0:18.1	up until that point. That day, Elizabeth felt sunlight on her skin for the first time in 24 years.
0:25.8	One week later, after spending one last week inside the seller, Elizabeth will be questioned by
0:31.8	police about what happened to her daughter, Kirsten. Why was she so malnourished? Why were her teeth
0:37.8	rotten? Why was she so so pale? How did she fall into a coma? And with her horrifying answers,
0:44.7	investigators began to unravel the most sensational and outrageous crime that occurred in Austria
0:49.6	in decades. A crime that would soon capture the attention of the world. And if you can handle a
0:54.4	preposterously dark tale, you can unravel her story with me today. A terrible example of how
0:59.8	much abuse one human being can inflict upon a member of their own family. Get ready for a,
1:06.0	I wish it wasn't true, but unfortunately this is all too real true crime edition of TimeSuck.
1:24.8	Work can wait, meat sacks. It's time for TimeSuck. Welcome members of the cult of the curious.
1:31.0	I'm Dan Cullman's Albert Fish's peanut butter dispenser, Ed Camper's pet sickle stick sharpener,
1:36.9	Charles Godman's hand warmer for Woody. Wee! Cheeky Tilos Rastlin partner. What does big deal?
1:43.6	And you are listening to TimeSuck. It's getting weirder and weirder. Recording again to
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