145 - I Ate A Chocolate Covered Pickle... Foul.

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

LET'S GET PICKLEDDD lol. This week, we are soaking up the brine and reflecting on our recent religious retreat to Picklesburgh! Yes. The pickle festival. We’re talking pickle beer, pickle fudge, and a chocolate-covered abomination that should have someone behind bars. Probably Jonathan lol. It’s tangy. It’s chaotic. It’s everything you never knew you needed to know. LOVE YA

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.0	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:08.0	Listen up, campers.
0:09.0	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.0	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
0:13.0	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,
0:17.0	hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.0	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.8	This is camp counselors.
0:30.7	Hey, happy campers.
0:32.1	Oh, my God.
0:32.7	I just wanted to try something new for once.
0:35.4	Hi, happy campers.
0:37.1	Welcome back to Camp Shady Bitch.
0:41.3	It is week 145 here at Camp.
0:45.4	And thank you so much for tuning in.
0:48.6	I'm feeling cookie.
0:49.6	I'm feeling creepy.
0:50.9	And I'm feeling excited just to be back on the mics.
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