145: Eat Off A Strip Club Floor vs Drink A 16 Ounce Cup Of Sweat | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Dion Lack
Kanisha Buss
Brent Taylor

This Week We Discuss
Eat Off A Strip Club Floor vs Drink A 16 Ounce Cup Of Sweat
Locked In A Trunk vs Alone In Stadium

Transcript

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0:21.0	Okay, so I thought, you know, I just got rid of the grasshopper. So I thought I had rats. Because you know when you're cleaning up and you see something. So I forgot I had a bag of elderberry. Don't that look like rat, boo-bo? And baby, I seen these and had a full breakdown. Like, you know, you just finally give up on everything because I literally just put my house back together. And I was like, I got, I'm out of here. Like, I am done.
0:22.9	You know, because we see shit, we always like,
0:24.4	oh, is that a roach?
0:25.4	But this is like rat, boo-boo,
0:27.5	you cannot tell me this is not a rat turd.
0:31.0	But it's actually Elderberry.
0:32.7	And then so I opened a bag and made something.
0:36.8	Rat boo-booboot tea.
0:38.5	What if a rap boo-boot in the tea?
0:42.1	Oh, my God.
0:42.7	And it's a mixture and I didn't know.
0:44.6	Oh, my God.
0:47.6	That is horrible and hilarious at the same time.
0:51.1	You know what my ass right now?
0:52.4	They're down fruit flies.
0:54.4	Man.
0:55.5	God damn.
0:57.3	Gets the little red things off Amazon, their little red apples.
1:00.4	I had to get rid of them because, so I had the lie to be in and tell her that the fruit flies were my friends.
1:08.8	She's super terrified of the flies.
1:11.0	So she's like, Mommy's friends.
1:12.5	You know that they pulled me in the office at school because this
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