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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

145: Confessing To The Times We Shoplifted

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0

We were talking about David giving me the money, you give me the car, and they played the clips of me crying.

0:05.6

And my mom texted me and she goes, she said, I'm laughing because you crying over the money and the Jeep was the same as when you cried when me and daddy took you to the dollar store and said you could pick out anything you want.

0:17.7

Oh, you cried at that?

0:19.5

I don't remember.

0:20.5

I guess I was little.

0:21.7

She said I hysterically cried. That's exciting. That's big news when you're a kid.

0:26.1

Dollar store. Get whatever you want. I mean, when you go to a store, you see a lot of things.

0:31.1

It's really exciting. Yeah, especially like, I feel like if I did remember it, that was definitely

0:36.3

the only time they let me do that.

0:37.9

So it was probably even more emotional because it sounded crazy.

0:40.7

Yeah.

0:40.9

Like we would walk into a store.

0:41.9

Like, grocery store couldn't grab anything off the shelves.

0:44.8

Yeah.

0:45.2

Like, you're not allowed to.

0:45.9

Imagine you're able to grab anything from a grocery store as a kid?

0:48.3

Remember trying to sneak it into the car?

0:50.3

Remember trying to sneak it into the cart? My mom would know immediately.

0:55.6

She wouldn't even say anything.

0:57.3

She would put it back without me looking.

0:58.8

And I'd get there and be like, I made it.

0:59.6

She didn't say anything.

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