145: Ari Shaffir - HoneyJew

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Ryan Sickler

Stand-up, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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My HoneyDew this week is Ari Shaffir! Ari Highlights the Lowlights of his experiences backpacking through international countries! Being stuck in a restricted area of Myanmar, hiking through South East Asia with no connections, and getting paired with an unfortunate partner along the way! SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE and watch full episodes of The Dew every toozdee! https://www.youtube.com/rsickler SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, The HoneyDew with Y’all, where I Highlight the Lowlights with Y’all! You now get audio and video of The HoneyDew a day early, ad-free at no additional cost! It’s only $5/month! Sign up for a year and get a month free! https://www.patreon.com/TheHoneyDew SPONSORS: - Visit https://ritual.com/HONEYDEW to get 10% off during your first 3 months. -Get 15% off your Raycon order at https://BUYRAYCON.com/honeydew. - Go to https://JoinCrowdHealth.com/99 and enter code HoneyDew at sign up to get your first six months for just $99 per month. - If you’re thinking about buying a home next month, next year, or in five years, listen to the "How to Buy a Home Podcast" today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, the Nightpants Nation tour continues.
0:02.9	October 23rd, Baltimore, Maryland, one night only.
0:05.6	There's already a low ticket count.
0:07.1	Going to have to add a show.
0:08.4	So get on those tickets now.
0:10.0	October 28th, Brea, California, November 12th and 13th, Arlington, Virginia.
0:15.9	Get your tickets now at Ryan Sickler.com.
0:19.6	I'm comedian Ryan Sicklerler and this is my stepson
0:22.6	derrick crawford while we were on quarantine class might have been out but school was still in session
0:28.6	all right let's go very serious business you have lives especially this one in your literal hands and
0:36.5	feet it was like an old country road and it had an awesome hill to jump.
0:41.3	Jumping in the cars?
0:42.3	Yeah, dude. We jumped the shit out of it.
0:44.3	Oh, no, hold on a minute.
0:46.3	Look at it. Look at you. Aloha!
0:49.3	Woo! The virus, y'all!
0:52.3	You're just heavy on the brakes. I mean, Jesus Christ.
0:56.0	Stay in your lane, you're herky jerky with turns.
0:59.0	You look like Patrick Mahomes' sister, Patricia.
1:02.0	This hair is beautiful.
1:03.0	You look like Patty Mahomes, bro.
1:06.0	Patty!
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