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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1449 - Bryan Callen

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2020

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

Bryan Callen is an actor and stand-up comedian, and together with Brendan Schaub he also hosts “The Fighter & The Kid” podcast available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Y-Hah! Here we are. My- Are you a shooter? Well, dude, my ears are covered for the second time today. I'm just going to say that. And I'm a- I'm a- Ask me like they and ask me if what you are you a shooter that's funny I'm a

0:16.4

tactical operator I'm a tactical shooter bro I'm a tactical so you ever done we did we

0:21.1

went to Taren tactical Tactical today and Brian Cowen learned the ins and outs.

0:26.2

Learn how to lean forward, had some Navy SEAL instruction as well.

0:29.3

Yeah, how to hold a pistol correctly.

0:31.7

Yeah, how'd you feel? I love it. Fun, fun right I've been doing it in my head forever on your head. Yeah. It doesn't really work I've rehearsed I've rehearsed killing a gang many times

0:41.3

Being surrounded sure

0:43.3

lean in k k k k k k k and i go like this why don't you shoot them in the knee and

0:46.4

rehabilitate them that's such a good idea

0:49.0

i think because they don't have knee targets if they had just a bunch of tiny But they have a little tiny targets on the ground.

0:53.8

Well, I hit... Which I don't like. Because I'm like, what am I shooting babies?

0:56.8

I was going to say, they're the size of a toddler. Yeah, it's weird.

0:59.8

I'm like, all right, so I got to kill the toddler with one shot. A kid with a missile.

1:03.0

And I, yeah, I was pretty accurate with that, that's kind of sick.

1:06.0

But, yeah, that's a good idea.

1:08.0

I could either waste them or wing them.

1:11.0

I wing them.

1:12.0

And then take them in and teach them to error their ways.

1:14.7

And at the end they'll be loyal to you.

1:16.7

I toss them an herbal remedy, an herbal wrap.

1:22.0

Like Stephen Seagal had in that one movie where he's in a coma for like 10 years.

1:25.8

And then he was kicking everybody's ass a couple days later.

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