#1447 - Tom Segura

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Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom’s House available on Spotify. His new special “Ball Hog” is now streaming only on Netflix. http://tomsegura.com/ @YourMomsHousePodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey,
0:02.0	hey buddy.
0:08.0	Dude, you know what I had today? Duck eggs.
0:09.0	Duck eggs. You don't need them.
0:10.0	No, you don't need them in your life.
0:12.0	No good. Is the reason why they sell chicken eggs and that duck they tricked me.
0:15.3	Oh Duck eggs where did you get duck eggs or one? Oh yeah I go to Arrow one. Yeah like oh duck eggs and tastes notably shitty. Really? Yeah like gooey like it sticks to the roof of your mouth. Is that smaller to? No they're bigger. They're big.
0:31.0	They're big. Ducks are maybe quail. I've had. Yeah, those are good. Those are good. They're small. Yeah, they're really little because quail are tiny but ducks are big fucks. Yeah, they are they shit out some big eggs and they're nasty. Really? They like stick to your mouth like.
0:45.0	And you fry it?
0:47.0	Mm-hmm.
0:48.0	Same way, like loose yoke or no, like easy yoke.
0:50.0	Yeah.
0:51.0	It's like regular yoke, but the yoke sticks to your mouth.
0:53.0	All right. stays inside your mouth.
0:55.0	It sounds like a ball hog.
0:56.0	Yeah, it's not. I don't recommend it. I'm feeding the rest of them to my dog I think.
1:00.0	Really? He loves them.
1:02.0	Loves eggs? He loves eggs. He loves eggs?
1:03.0	Marshall does.
1:04.0	Yeah, crack open an egg and mix it in with his kibble sometimes.
1:06.0	That's awesome.
1:07.0	Yeah, most of the time I feed him.
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