1447 - Infinite Book of Inkjets | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 5
Sleep With Me
Silver Sleeper Productions LLC
4.5 • 17.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three free.
These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.
These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “The Last Book Written by a Human,” “Infinite Potential: Part II,” and “Inkjet Rising.”
The book is out now on e-book, paperback, and hardback. Learn more at aiyasaya.com
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Show Artwork by Emily Tat
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| 0:00.0 | from PRX |
| 0:03.4 | Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the podcaster |
| 0:15.5 | who's here to try to bring you sleepy joy and delight in the deep dark night. |
| 0:23.7 | Maybe to put you to sleep, maybe to hang out with you, maybe to bring you some comfort, |
| 0:29.3 | some, I don't know, some relief to just hang out with you, be here with you or for you. |
| 0:38.4 | Welcome to Sleep with Me. |
| 0:39.5 | This show is very different. |
| 0:41.7 | Usually I have something silly to say. |
| 0:43.3 | I mean, I guess anytime you rhyme, it does. |
| 0:46.5 | Well, no, that's not true. |
| 0:48.8 | I already lost that all that debate. |
| 0:50.9 | That would have been a wrong question on the SATs. |
| 0:55.1 | I only bring that up early in the show, |
| 0:57.2 | but there was always these logic questions, right? |
| 1:00.8 | Or maybe there weren't. |
| 1:02.0 | Maybe this is all fan fiction in my head. |
| 1:05.2 | It's like, well, those ones, one of the things I was good at is sometimes, |
| 1:10.1 | or I enjoyed thinking about it if if uh |
| 1:15.7 | was my even thing if a podcaster rhymes or if anyone rhymes is it always silly sometimes silly |
| 1:24.5 | could be you know because I was going to think it's always silly rhyming, not true. |
| 1:31.0 | So I only immediately recognize, and I nearly immediately recognize that. |
| 1:37.4 | Most of the, I try to limit the rhyming to the early parts of the show if I can. |
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