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The Shallow End

#144: Standard Issue Footwear

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Episode #144 of The Shallow End is chock full of vitamins and other nutrients!  (Okay. It’s not. But it is entertaining as hell.) Lindsay’s story comes to us from Kissimmee, FL, where a young woman and her boyfriend decided to celebrate the man’s birthday at a local motel by ordering a pizza delivered to their room. Everything was going swimmingly – until the police were called. Find out why! (Note: It involves drivers who will stop at nothing to drive home their opinions on the importance of gratuity.) Then Jethro takes us to the mountains above Tucson, AZ, where a gentleman was enjoying the sweeping views of the city before a late monsoon rain blew in to wash away the summer heat. What an unfortunate time to have to answer nature’s call. No worries!  When you’re a male, the whole Earth is your bathroom! (Shame about the timing of that lighting strike!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.

0:08.0

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

0:17.0

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

0:23.5

Schnebley and Toff. Episode 144 of the shallow end with Schnebley and Toth. And before we start

0:28.4

telling stories about people making stupid decisions, I had one of those very odd six degrees of

0:36.0

separation sort of stories yesterday in the park and I thought oh I

0:40.9

can't wait to tell Jethro this is this one of your uh L.A. encounters it is actually an L.A.

0:46.6

encounter it's it involves a celebrity of sorts in terms of music but what made it interesting

0:52.6

was that it was it's about somebody that I have admired

0:55.5

and listened to for decades.

0:58.4

And then this friend that I ran into in the park yesterday while he was walking his dog

1:04.9

turns out to be practically best friends with this guy.

1:08.7

And I was just gobsmacked by the fact. And I know, Jethro, that you're

1:13.5

going to know instantly the name of this musician, this celebrity musician that I'm about to say.

1:19.8

Do you want to take a guess? Because there are only zillions of famous musicians in America. He's still alive.

1:26.3

I was going to say, can I rule out dead people?

1:28.9

You can rule out dead people.

1:30.0

I'm going to guess this man is probably in his 70s now.

1:35.1

Michael McDonald.

1:36.6

I don't know.

1:37.9

Actually, an extremely close guess.

1:41.7

Really?

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