If I were you, I'd eat a bunch of poo. Roll it in a ball and put it in my pants. Hey,

I've just eaten my own poo, but it previously was your own poo. If I were you. Go Jake.

Yeah. Yo, if I were you, I'd eat your pee. You're not me. Why would you eat pee? Can

I have pee. Why can't you see? Let's drink pee. Thomas's pee. Now it's a Mears turn. If I were you,

don't eat anything. Don't go to the mall with Scooby Doo. Don't solve some mysteries with a

Mr. P or a Mr. T because I pity the fool who doesn't go to school. So stay in school and that's

our rap. Stay in school. Thank you everybody. A little explanation. If you're listening at home,

we're recording to explain anything. Okay, let's get started. That made sense to everybody.

We're recording this at South by Southwest in Austin. A few people to thank Thomas for this is

his idea. This whole thing is your. Here we are coming at you live. I'm gonna

shout. Thank you. I didn't tell you to introduce anything. Bring me a platinum lounge.

Just say what? At the Vimeo Hut. So let's, okay, let's start that again. I'm gonna say thank you,

Thomas. You say, yeah, it's good to be here. Yeah, it's good to be here.

Lamb, thanks to be here. I'll come in. I'll come in. You didn't say that. You didn't say what we

told you to say. Thank you to Vimeo for housing us. This whole studio is their creation. They're

paying for. We're not paying anything. Thank you to Vimeo's money. Yeah. Alex Sexton, who brought

the microphones and camera to help record this whole thing. So thank you, Alex. He wanted me to

give a shout out to his dog, his dog Batman. Yeah. And then also Batman, not Batman. That wouldn't

make any sense. It was Batman. Well, you know, doxins have back troubles. Is he a doxin? Well,

if he was, and maybe a back troubles, he'd come back. Batman. Yeah. Also thank you to Bethany and

remind me the website one more time. Lost in reviews. We tweeted that we needed cameras and microphones

and Bethany was the first one to get back to us. And thanks Bethany. Thank you. All right, what is

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