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Thank you all for gathering here. We are here to mourn the loss of our great-grandfather, John McMaster. We would also like to think those of you watching at home on Zoom. Our brother, McMaster was a lot of things. He was a lot of things. Loud, annoying, burped, burped.

Way too much, and he was selfish, inconsiderate, arrogant, rude, right? But he was more than that. Really? He was a role model to us all.

Honor his legacy by asking yourself, what would McMaster do? And then do the complete opposite of whatever that is.

If anyone has any words they want to come say about McMaster, I invite you to the stage now. Like anyone. Literally anyone.

He was I. I really liked who died again. We gathered here today to remember and honor the life of McCreaming. I mean, I like taking a spot on the podcast.

I wrote a sort of avant-garde poem that I'd like to perform, that expresses how I felt about the guy.

I'm still old, I'm in 500 bucks.

Hello?

McNasty? You're not fucking dead? What the fuck?

This trick's pretty good. What is this?

Go buy our Gamersubs flavor now with the link in the description and use code Goons for 10% off. You sound so chipper. Yeah.

That was very chipper. It sounded very chippery. That's because I was dying. Go buy it now. I was dying on the inside from all the Gamersubs I was drinking.

And we made fun of you for a whole ad. It was burning the inner lining of my stomach. We didn't even give, we didn't even give yummy those lines. Yummy just really hates you.

It was really good, anybody, any lines. It was just really easy for him to just, just spew him off.

We had to stop him, we had to slow him down. Yeah, we had to get him to stop.

Larga, at one point was like, Larga, at one point was literally like, can we actually say some nice things or something? Play everyone's just.

I was like, ah, good one, man.

Yeah, it was real bad after I said no. How did it, how'd the ad make you feel?

I'm sad that everybody around me would be happy with my death.

I just remember the last two. Honestly, I had a lot of fun at your funeral. Same. It was awesome.

It makes me more sad. Yeah, the food was good. We got a lot of good stacks. Got to hang out with all the guys. It's good time.

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