144: good foreplay-bad foreplay, low libido fiance, re-kindling the flame with toddlers, and 5 types of female orgasms.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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I polled the listeners and got the scoop on BEST foreplay and WORST foreplay. Spoiler alert; we love massages and we hate pussy grabs (sometimes). Todays listener questions include a women who is very sexually adventurous w/a very vanilla guy- is this her forever reality and is she settling? Another listener is engaged to be married and his wife to be's libido has taken a nose dive....will this be a reoccurring issue? Lastly a female who wants help rekindling the flame in the seasons of littles....aka little kids. Many can relate; this too shall pass. Todays topic of the hour- the 5 types of female orgasms. Tune in now=) SHOP MOMMY'S MERCH Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE using code "Jordyn" + 40% yearly subscription go to : https://beducate.me/pd2333-jordyn Butter Wellness:: Get 20% the personal massager when you use code "housewife" at checkout go to https://butterwellness.com/ Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC & Get 30% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife". Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here.

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0:00.0	You were listening to a Pleasure Podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our Sex Podcasts collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com.
0:08.0	I just googled what is the average age to lose your virginity.
0:28.6	In America, the average age is 17 for both men and women.
0:32.8	And I don't know your thoughts, but every time, the last like 16 times that I've shared
0:37.4	that information, which I freely give information, people are like, wow, that's really old.
0:42.3	Like, what? I don't get it. Like, I don't, what 14? I'm supposed to be 14. Like, what are my 15?
0:50.6	Six, I guess 16 sounds a little more normal. Does it sound normal or does it sound awfully
0:57.4	fucking young? MTV Teen Mom Ask. Now that I'm a mother, I really don't want to think about
1:03.4	my kids having sex at 16, but I will be the mom that teaches safe sex versus wait till you're
1:11.2	married because my parents tried that. Spoiler alert didn't work. My mom legitimately got me a
1:17.2	parody ring. I'm pretty sure that I did ask for one because all the cool kids were doing it.
1:23.2	Everyone at my church, my cousins, the fucking Jonas Brothers. It's like time for me to get married
1:28.3	to Jesus. Yes. I just wanted to fit in and have my purity ring that said purity on it. I felt
1:36.9	cool for three days the weekend and then went to school and felt like the biggest fucking loser ever.
1:43.0	And now that bad boy lives at the bottom of a lake. I think, I think I've told this story
1:48.8	of how I lost my virginity on your long, long time ago, it was probably in the episode most
1:56.0	embarrassing sex moments, literally like episode five or something. Something I would never
2:00.8	want to relisten to and would feel disgusting when it's bang my head against the wall. But it's
2:06.9	there. It exists. I don't think there's any new ones at it. I mean, have there been embarrassing
2:11.6	moments where I've wanted to die in that moment? Probably. But nothing that's left like a memory,
2:16.8	like a core scar wound memory, but losing my virginity. For me, this is why it was fucked up.
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