I'm

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. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

Cowboy Boys. I would like to address the allegations that I am a crab.

Welcome to Cowboy Boys episode 143.

Let's fucking go. It's so many episodes. What are we going to do for episode 150?

I don't care. We'll worry about it when we get there.

Yeah, okay.

I love that.

We need to get business or what is it called?

Our itinerary?

What is it called when you have like a thing?

You're right at the beginning of a podcast.

What?

I just need to check in with you before we officially start the podcast. Do you have any new injuries this week

that we need to talk about, get out, that you've injured your, because for the past two weeks,

you've returned with a new pretty horrific injury. I know. Not like one that would leave a scar. I guess you probably have a scar on your foot. I do. I do. I guess, yeah, what would you say, what would you qualify an injury to be a severe? One that takes you out of your sport for a year or something like that. You could feel for a year afterwards. I think one that leaves like a long lasting physical or mental anguish.

Yeah, well, some people's mental anguish, they can get a slap on the wrist and that'll leave mental anguish on them for if you slap someone on the wrist at the right time when they're a kid, when they're one of their formative neurons is being

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