144. Dudelsack

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Come on, man. Don't use a raccoon to deactivate your breathalyzer ignition interlock device

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0:00.0	Hi everyone. Welcome to the film ratio podcast. I am Jen.
0:12.6	J. Mom, joined as always by J.R. Dad.
0:14.6	Hi.
0:15.6	How's it going, J. Dad?
0:16.6	Pretty good. Excellent, excellent.
0:18.8	Cocktail of the week is the Beached Kethulu. Is that how you pronounce it?
0:24.3	Kethulo? It's that weird H-something lovecraft.
0:28.6	Yeah, no, that's not how you pronounce it. He says that it is a word incapable of being pronounced by human
0:37.0	biology.
0:38.0	Because it's so horrible. Yeah. And there's, so I was looking it up online because I didn't know how to
0:42.4	pronounce it.
0:43.0	And there's some terrible video of some guy at some terrible sci-fi con
0:48.0	that they ask to pronounce Kethulu and he just does this really embarrassing
0:55.2	screamy sound and he's like that's how Lovecraft said it was to be pronounced
1:00.9	because not pronounceable by humans.
1:02.8	H.P. Lovecraft, right?
1:04.2	I'm like, I hate you.
1:05.8	All of you.
1:08.8	It's basically pronounced kathulu.
1:10.8	A golden ratio friend of the Squad sent me this cocktail, which I think is from like the
1:19.2	mysterious package company or one of those places like they had it as a cocktail.
1:24.1	It's kind of just a margarita.
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