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Out of Character

143 - The Pathetic Theory

Out of Character

Hamzah and Martin

Comedy

5.03.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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We are actually philosophers this is huge

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

It was a lot of war. Hello everyone. Welcome back to the Outer Character podcast. We're back home. No more time in the wilderness.

0:31.4

No, no, no. And we came back to some really good news. What? Justin Trudeau and Katie Perry are official on Instagram. On Instagram. Instagram official and we're the first podcast to cover it. We caught a regram of Katie Perry's Carousel by some news publication. It's true. And they're together. And yes, it's for sure and it's for certain. If you don't know who these two people are, let me fill you in because you've got a lot to catch up on.

0:54.5

One is an international superstar and one is Katie Perry.

0:59.3

And let me give you a hint. The international superstar is not Katie Perry. Yeah. That's literally

1:05.2

what I just did. But yeah, and one went to space and the other is Katie Perry. Oh. No, the other is Justin Trudeau.

1:11.9

I mean, yes.

1:12.5

Katie Perry actually did go to space. Unlikely couples. They're like when you go to the zoo and the Cheetah has like a golden retriever friend, you know? Yeah. It's like what's happening here? But this is a lot. And the golden retriever is not Katie Perry. Yeah, giving them it. Because Justin Trudeau has golden retriever energy.

1:27.8

He does.

1:29.7

Don't trust anyone that has golden retriever energy. I'm not, because golden retrievers are still dogs at the end of the day. Oh. Did you come up with that? I literally just came up with that. Are you sure? Because they're going to check you. They can check me if they want.

1:45.4

I promise you I just came up with that.

2:01.7

But probably someone has said it though. It's a pretty easy. I don't think I jumped that far. But yeah, I think I don't know. I just don't trust the whole golden retriever energy thing. Really? I mean, I usually got. I've heard that I have that. no you have have like, I don't know. I have Irish Wolfhound.

2:03.1

No, you have.

2:04.3

Energy.

2:05.5

You have like pug energy.

2:06.9

Bro, get the, you're like cute and stuff, but you have breathing problems.

2:12.3

You breathe heavily.

2:13.8

You can put that on a shirt.

2:15.1

I have pug energy.

2:16.5

Cute and stuff, but. I have being. No, sometimes I catch you breathing, like, a shirt. I have pug energy. Cute and stuff, but I have beating problems.

2:18.6

No, sometimes I catch you breathing, like a lot. Yeah, I know. I've been hearing more and more of that. I don't know how I feel about that, but I'll fix my note. But maybe I'm the not normal one though, because I'm a very quiet. Like, I'm just really quiet. I've heard

2:32.8

from a lot of people

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