It's Monday, it's February 15th, and the word of the day is Kwebiko, which means

a state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence, used in a sentence we learned from

the Trump defense team that all you need to get away with treason is Kwebiko and Kwebuki,

so cool. And 43 Nazi sympathizers in the Senate. Yeah, I guess we're lucky they didn't go for

kumatay. I don't know man, in my mind a congressional kumatayaz with Katie Porter telling everybody

the limbs they lost belonged to her now. Kumatay. Kumatay. No illusions. I'm Eli Bosnik. He's

then right and broadcasting delayed from America's far center. We are the skeptic rats.

Oh, this week's episode Sarah Huckabee Sanders is running for governor. We'll learn that Disney

plus has higher ethical standards than the US Senate. And it's going to be more like a trot or maybe

a light canter for governor. But first, the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, no illusions, and Eli Bosnik.

Gentlemen, any opening statements you'd like to make about maybe due process?

Only to point out that I don't appreciate the way that I've been denied the opportunity to

make any opening statements about due process. I refuse to make any comments until you all come

to my office in Philly, Delphia. Philly, Delphia. No, you're your statement there was way

to succinct actually. We got a show to get to it all. Oh, circle back to that. So in our lead

store tonight, the Senate voted 57 to 43 on Saturday that Donald Trump was guilty of inciting a

terrorist insurrection against the US government. And that's why he's been acquitted. Yep.

Now, obviously we have a rule that says you need 67 senators to convict, but that rule was

written in the good old days of pre post truth America. So feel like it's a little different now.

In 2021, you can't get two thirds of the Senate to agree on a brand of peanut butter for their

snack time. So it seems like we can change it maybe two thirds to agree that peanut butter exists

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