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143: MLB The Show - Keith & Jesse (Unwritten Rules)

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Starburns Audio

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8889 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Grab a hot dog and settle in for a four hour sit fest. Keith and Jesse are talking about baseball and MLB: The Show. Just because a sport is boring doesn't mean the video game has to be. But sometimes it is.

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0:00.0

Hey guys it's Keith and this is Jesse this new player has joined a podcast about the video games people love and why they love them. is Hot dogs. Psychopaths. Chewing tobacco and gum. Sunflower seeds, spitting them everywhere. We're making a fucking mess. Just lip cancer for everyone. Spitting sunflower seed should be a mini game in this game.

0:33.9

Oh, it'd be the best game.

0:35.9

It'd be so fun compared to the game.

0:38.4

You just work your analog stick and you do it exactly every time to get like perfect crunch and spit it out and things like that.

0:44.6

Guys we're talking about MLB the show and it's a long episode which makes sense for the

0:49.5

kind of game we're talking about. We're getting into baseball, we're getting into the mechanics of the game, we're also

0:54.1

getting into a lot of the stuff that makes real life baseball as interesting as it is and as

0:58.1

boring as it is.

0:59.3

So let's come listen to us as we talk about weird MLB stories.

1:02.8

Weird MLB oddities and MLB the show.

1:05.7

This is new players joint. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Back to work.

1:25.0

our wonderful job. I don't know.

1:27.0

We're back here.

1:30.0

I don't know.

1:31.0

We're back here.

1:32.0

What were you gonna say? I was gonna say. I didn't know wonderful we're back here back here we're going to say a wonderful job I didn't know how to describe the podcast you can describe it as a job it is job this is a

1:39.2

this is a hustle this is a hustle is. Is that what jobs are now hustles? I think jobs are now torture pits that no longer have pensions. That's how I feel about work in this world.

1:53.0

Change my mind.

1:54.0

So we are all that pit from Star Wars.

1:58.0

Yeah, the Starlack pit.

1:59.0

That's what your job is.

2:00.0

And it doesn't have health care.

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