Today is August 22nd and the Yankees just split a series with the Miami Marlins.

It was terrible. It was like a circus. The first game was the first half of the circus when

the clowns are coming out and they're juggling and they're doing fun tricks and it's so exciting.

You're like, what the fuck's this? This is wild. And then the second game was the second half

of the circus when they bring out all the drug-dupped sleepy animals. And you're like, oh, this is sad.

Someone let those animals be free. Let's talk yanks.

John Boy, John Boy Jake, Rick Capscola, weekly awards, stat lines, steaming hot takes,

Yankees news with these two fighters. It's time for talking yanks.

Talking yanks with old John Boy, John Boy Jake,

talking yanks with old John Boy, John Boy Jake.

All right, what's up everyone? Thank you for joining August, whatever it is. It's late August and

the Yankees just... First off, my name is John Boy, coming to you from New Jersey,

if you're first time listener, and my co-host Jake coming to you from Denver. We're a little hot

again off this terrible game, Jake. How are you? I'm cold, man. You're cold? Cold. Not hot.

Not hot at all. No. What do you think of my circus analogy? I made that up

about two seconds before I started the intro. Pretty good. Didn't hate it. Didn't hate it. Nice.

All right, well, I guess like where do we even start? Because there's whole conversations that

we have to get into that we've already done before. You know what? I tried to better my life again.

Remember the Red Sox game when they blew it in the ninth? I was like, I was bettering my life,

and then that ruined it. Same thing I did again today. You know what I just had for dinner?

Four bananas. Four? Four, isn't that wild? That's bad, man. Three of them were frozen and then

blinded up. Okay. And then the fourth one I cut into a little like how old people do cereal and

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